Some Signs You Might Have A Drinking Problem
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
- Job is interfering with you´re drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
- If you keep asking your wife “Where are the kids?” but you don’t really have a wife and you’re talking to the refrigerator.
- You fall off the floor.
- The glass keeps missing your mouth. You think, Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
- Every night you’re beginning to find your roommate’s cat more attractive.
- Hi ocifer., I’m not under the affluence of incohol.
- Waking up with a traffic cone between your legs.
- No ocifer, I’m not drunk, you’re just sober._.
- Take me drunk, I’m home!
- You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
- You drink to get over a hangover.
- I’m as jober as a sudge!
- Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.
- Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?!
- You can’t remember what your family looks like, or if you have a family.
- You get defensive when someone asks if you have drinking problem.
- I don’t have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. Pash me another, tarbender.