Problem Drinking?

Some Signs You Might Have A Drinking Problem

  • You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  • You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
  • Job is interfering with you´re drinking.
  • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
  • The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
  • If you keep asking your wife “Where are the kids?” but you don’t really have a wife and you’re talking to the refrigerator.
  • You fall off the floor.
  • The glass keeps missing your mouth. You think, Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
  • Every night you’re beginning to find your roommate’s cat more attractive.
  • Hi ocifer., I’m not under the affluence of incohol.
  • Waking up with a traffic cone between your legs.
  • No ocifer, I’m not drunk, you’re just sober._.
  • Take me drunk, I’m home!
  • You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
  • You drink to get over a hangover.
  • I’m as jober as a sudge!
  • Mosquitoes spiral down to the ground in circles after biting you.
  • Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?!
  • You can’t remember what your family looks like, or if you have a family.
  • You get defensive when someone asks if you have drinking problem.
  • I don’t have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. Pash me another, tarbender.